Friday, August 8, 2008

Lockpicking, my hobby and obsession


This post will serve a few purposes- to document my study of lockpicking, and to teach myself how to embed youtube videos and upload pics. So bear with me.

I got started in lockpicking in late grade school, probably 5th or 6th grade. I overheard that another kid had access to The Anarchist's Cookbook (the internet was SO COOL back then!) and I spoke with him. For a small fee, he printed off their lockpicking instructions. I read through them, and was quite excited. Though they were mostly instructions on lock slipping, I was fascinated. From there, I gradually built and acquired tools and developed my skills.

I have now established a rather rounded lockpicking set, I have quite a few techniques to try when attempting to defeat a lock or other security device, and on more than one occasion I have had a friend call me in need of my services. Although a thorough pick set is nice, improvisation is an important skill to learn. Once, when my dad accidentally locked the keys in the house, I gained access with a screwdriver and a fishing lure.

There is quite a stigma attached to the art of lockpicking. Most people feel that if you know how to do it, and you're not a locksmith, then you must be a criminal. I've said it time and time again- criminals don't pick locks. Lockpicking takes too much time to learn and to perform. As my father (who condoned my new hobby at it's genesis) said, "if somebody wants to get in, they're going to get in, period." Anyway, I have a rule: I pick only my own locks or those which I have the owner's permission to open. Lockpicking is my personal puzzle. Some people have crossword puzzles, some sudoku, some Rubik's cube, I have lockpicking. So leave me alone. On to the media.

Above, you can see my lockpicking set. For some reason, it uploaded in an incorrect rotation. I can't fix it at this point. Suffice to say, my set consists of: one southord lockpick set, one mechanical pick gun, one bump hammer, a set of bump keys, files for modifying bump keys in the field, a syringe of lock lube, two tubular lockpicks (which I've never gotten to work), a set of padlock shims, a collapsible car slim jim, a set of auto jigglers, and my oldest, a leather pouch containing my homemade picks, including my trusty safety-pin pick, my warded master padlock skeleton key, a broken key extractor, various picks, and spare picks for the pick gun.




Here is a video of a lockpicking training device I made from 5 deadbolts. (Somehow, many people believe that deadbolts can't be picked. This is untrue. I believe there is no such thing as a lock that cannot be picked or bypassed. 'nuff said.) I used a keychain lockpick set i got from the internet. The first lock labeled "1", has one pin in the tumbler. The second has 2 pins, and so on, up to the fifth lock, a normal deadbolt. Interesting story, when I went to Lowe's to buy these locks, I told them I wanted them rekeyed, they said, "sorry, our lock guy is gone 'till Monday." I said, "no problem, I'll rekey them myself." They were a little weirded out. Anyway, the device helps teach the fundamentals of lockpicking to beginners, in a step-by-step approach. It works quite well, and as you can see, I've learned these locks thoroughly.

In this video, I show off a little and pick a master lock with one hand. This was really just to show off, and took quite a bit of practice with the lock and the technique to get it down pat.

So there it is. I guess I haven't come quite as far as the folks at TOOOL, but I feel confident in my ability. It's a nice skill to have for modern day inconveniences or a zombie apocalypse.

P.S.- I often get asked (from my youtube page) where I get my picks. I've found that this site has all the best in selection, and especially in top notch customer service.

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